Click every square your HOA has actually pulled. Most people get a bingo faster than they'd like. The squares with a § aren't just annoying — they're things Arizona law says your HOA can't do. Tap the § to see the statute.
Fined you with no hearing
§ 33-1803
Banned your American flag
§ 33-1808
Came after your solar panels
§ 33-1816
Jacked up dues way past 20%
§ 33-1803
Ghosted your records request
§ 33-1805
Held a “secret” board meeting
§ 33-1804
Measured your grass with a ruler
Fined you for a trash can out 2 hours
Rejected your paint… same exact color
Cited your “unapproved” mailbox
Flew a drone over your backyard
Threatened foreclosure over a fine
§ 33-1807
FREEYour HOA exists
Won’t say who reported you
§ 33-1803
Slapped on a wild late fee
§ 33-1803
Told you no to artificial turf
§ 33-1819
Towed a car from your own driveway
§ 33-1809
Approved their friend’s fence, denied yours
Enforces the rules… selectively
Changed the rules with zero notice
Fined you for a political sign
§ 33-1808
Won’t let you rent your own place
§ 33-1806.01
Refused a statement of your account
§ 33-1807
Objected to your holiday lights
A 40-page letter about a garden gnome
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A bit of gallows humor about a real problem. The statute links are the serious part — and none of this is legal advice.